Gag Gift - Emergency Shits bag- Funny Give a Shit bag- A gag gift for when you just can’t anymore - Shit Bag
$15.50
Emergency Shits - A Gag Gift for When You Just Can’t Anymore!
Out of shits to give? We’ve got you covered! These hilarious Emergency Shits are the perfect white elephant gift or stocking stuffer for anyone who needs a laugh.
Each 4x6 organza bag is stuffed with laser-cut wooden poops, lovingly engraved with “Give a Shit.” Made from high-quality 1/8” Baltic birch wood, these little nuggets are ready to save the day when your patience runs out.
Whether it’s for a coworker, friend, or that one relative who’s impossible to shop for, this gift is guaranteed to bring the laughs. Give them the gift of not giving a shit—literally!
Order now before we run out of shits!
Shipping from United States
Processing time
2-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
I love custom and personalized orders! If you do not see something you re wanting, message me and I will do my best to make it! I also do many orders from heirloom silverware!!!!
Do you offer refunds?
Due to personalization on most of my items (wording, size, etc), I cannot offer refunds, sorry. If you have a problem with your order, please contact me.
I live outside of the US...will I have to pay a customs tax?
I do not know. You will have to check with the rules/regulations of the country you are living in. Most countries charge a tax after a certain amount but each are different.
I am not responsible for any customs taxes! If your package arrives at your local postal office, and you do not pay it, they will return the package to me. I will not resend without you paying shipping again. It is the buyers responsibility to pay taxes/shipping. Also, if a package is returned because you didn’t pay customs taxes, and it was a custom hand stamped item (name, dates, etc), I cannot offer a refund because I cannot resell the item.
Care instructions
On silverware items, since I use silver and silver plated items, they will eventually tarnish. I have started including a small polishing cloth in your order. Just polish it and it will return to a normal shine ❤️
What is your Shipping Speed?
I try to ship all of my orders at the very longest within 3 days! A lot of times, I can ship the same day! I do not have ANY of these items in stock, I make to order, but understand that customers like to receive their items quickly, as do I when I order online. However I CANNOT CONTROL THE POSTAL SERVICE. If your item is delayed in shipping, please understand that it is not my doing. If you need an item quickly, choose a faster shipping speed. Inside of the US, First Class generally is 3 days but their ONLY Guaranteed shipping speed is next day!
International buyers **** I have seen packages arrive in the destination country and be held up in customs. Please understand that I also have no control over customs***